Oh my! It’s a blog post on a photography website that actually has photographs in it! Makes a change! Anyway, we’ll get around to them later. The other night I convinced wife-face to let me take photographs of her…and by that I mean ‘let me see her half-naked’ which I enjoy. I had a few ideas that I stole from a book so we tried some of them. Whether or not they were successful is down to your own interpretation. There were a couple of rather risqué ones though, I haven’t decided if I will put them up in this post yet though. We’ll see.
I somehow managed to get when is known on the internet as an Instagram ‘shadowban’ either for explicit images or for spamming hashtags like a machine. Anyway, thinking it would only be for a few hour, maybe a day tops I decided to ride it out. Turns out it’s longer than that, these things can last a month. Soon deciding that I quite like using Instagram I decided the best course of action was to start a new Instagram account. Which isn’t as much fun as you might think. But it’s done now and the old one no longer exists. Don’t worry though, it’s still ‘just.stuart’ but you might need to follow me again.
The other morning I tried to hide from the kids by staying in bed…
It didn’t work.
As I write this, it’s Tuesday evening. That means it’s Wednesday tomorrow. I figured I’d point that out in case you were wondering, but it’s also tomorrow I go into hospital for a quick procedure to have a couple of lumps removed, and before anybody makes some smart-arse comment about my bollocks, I should point out that said lumps are in my chest. Oh the joys! It’s doubtful that it’s anything serious though.
My current level of sunburn is also necessitating my use of a hat, I’m somewhat burnt and to be honest it’s not a strong look, I’m already aesthetically challenged and a big red beetroot head definitely isn’t helping at all. Actually, I need one of these…
I’ve bought Modern Toss series 1 on DVD, it’s more funny than Charley appreciates, especially in bed ,when she’s trying to sleep, and I’m laughing to the stage where I have juice escaping through my nose.
Anyway, you want to see some photographs yeah? Yeah you look like it too…
And seeing as she’s already posted it on her Facebook page, and I’m sure it’s actually on my twitter page
…Though I should point out that she’s merely covering herself up, not doing what you think she’s doing. Get your minds outta the gutter!
Tata for now!